Why The Hell Is This BMW 507 On Craigslist?

"CleverUsername" (CleverUsername) 09/01/2016 at 14:14 • Filed to: None

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So, you want to sell your car. You don’t want to spend a lot on listing fees, and, let’s face it, the eBay listing process is just too long, with it’s questions, and requirement for basic description. What are you left with? Craigslist.

It’s free, semi-anonymous, and full of possibility. You can buy, sell, and trade anything there. It’s the flea market of the internet, if that flea market were held in a nearly lawless country after midnight. It’s like Mos Espa, but sans lightsabers and it’s in every town in America.

So what better spot than the marketplace for stolen bicycles and “massage services” to sell your !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?

Via con Dios, hombre.

But seriously, I have so many questions.

Why Craigslist? Why not pony up a buck or two for, at least, and eBay ad? Why is the car on Atlanta’s Craigslist when the car is in Miami? What’s the VIN? If I show up to a parking lot with $2.5 Million in cash, can we make a deal? Or will I be murdered? I’m gonna get murdered, right?

Update: A reverse Google Image search shows the pictures were lifted from a German site. So, murdered for sure. I've got to give the poster credit for being so bold.

For Sweden > CleverUsername 09/01/2016 at 14:17

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no lowballers i know what i got

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > CleverUsername 09/01/2016 at 14:41

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Someone is trying to make FP, lol

Wonder if he’s open to trades?

PontiacAttack > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 09/01/2016 at 14:56

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I’ll trade you my 02 blazer, some chewing gum and a copy of a bad poem I wrote.

jjhats > CleverUsername 09/01/2016 at 15:22

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he thinks it has 6 cylinders

WilliamsSW > CleverUsername 09/01/2016 at 15:25

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Murdered. Definitely. Pretty sure that the real owner of the car knows how many cylinders it has, unlike this guy.

Audistein > For Sweden 09/01/2016 at 15:34

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ran when parked (in the showroom)

RonnyPStiggs > For Sweden 09/01/2016 at 15:45

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They only mad x number of the ***** metallic with the @@@@ creme interior with the gag pac, don’t waste my time. DO NOT TEXT EMAIL or CALL, IWNOT ANSWER! I ONLY WILL REPLY TO WESTERN UNION TELEGRAM!!!1!

CleverUsername > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 09/01/2016 at 16:52

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let it happen.

Dsscats > CleverUsername 09/02/2016 at 04:03

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Note the Clio in the back, not in the US

Gonzo, 50 shades of beige > Dsscats 09/02/2016 at 07:00

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The 507 has swiss plates on that picture too.

Viggen > CleverUsername 09/02/2016 at 09:59

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“Selling my 1957 BMW 507. I’ve owned the car since I made it big in the cocaine business in 1986. It’s an all numbers matching car and it has a clean title because when we killed the previous owner during a drug deal we forged his signatures. The car has 80000k miles and a strong running six cylinder engine. Original tool kit is included and was only used to remove one man’s teeth. Please allow me a day or two before showing the car so I can remove it from my business partner’s BMW collection. I really don’t want to sell it but the DEA has made the business hard and I need to go to a cheaper car and make some money back.

No low ballers and no daddy’s money girls unless you’ll have cocaine sex with me. $2860000 firm. Will trade for Lamborghini Countach, Ferrari Testarossa (any), Lamborghini Diablo, Dodge Viper, Flatnose Porsche 911s, any four seater Ferrari, Nissan 240SX, Nissan Skyline GT-R. Will not respond to text or phone calls and will not give that number out. Use the listed email: selling_my_507 @ cocaine DOT web. Will only allow sale through wire transfer.”